Tuesday, April 1, 2008

swine

i want to find a sea monster. or atleast see one. something made me remember how fascinated i was with them at one time, for some reason. did a lot of looking at cryptozoology "information". or, as information-y as you might call it, for most of it is probably untrue. but really, the earth is so vast and endlessly intricate, how are we supposed to know about every creature it holds? i think there's so many oddities of nature that we haven't yet discovered. come to think of it, i wouldn't want them to catch nessie. she probably has a heck of a lot of fun just doing her thing, why allow her to be poked and prodded by scientists?

i wonder what's on the very bottom at the deepest part of the ocean. scary fish, most likely. i wonder what the biggest spider in the world is (then again, maybe not =/) i wonder if there's truly any radioactive substances in lake erie that could cause one to grow three legs. i wonder where the nunnels are, and how i can get there. moreso than this, i wonder why we never before heard of a five-legged pig within a mile of our school. and thus, why were we never assigned the Quest of the Five-Legged Porker? why do i have to move twice in three days? why won't my cat leave me alone? this is getting ridiculous, i better stop.

5 comments:

Manuel Sinister said...

It wouldn't the two chicks making out would it?... Naw thats ridiculus... I have been listening to hellogoodbye an unhealthy amount lately. Espesially that song.

If you wanna see a sea monster, just go scuba diving. Doesnt matter if your 60 feet down or 600, you always see something freaky that looks like it belongs in a sci-fi movie... I didn't know you were obsessed with sea monsters. Gues you learn something new everyday.

I will find him...

Manuel Sinister said...

I most certainly will...

Ana St. said...

i like your blog :D...i want to see a sea monster too,maybe one day :P

Dillon- O Fuck said...

"i wonder if there's truly any radioactive substances in lake erie that could cause one to grow three legs"

i am pretty sure that his one is true :)

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